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Third time’s the charm! XEROX Issue 3: October

It’s a small world. These words are often uttered, particularly in Guernsey, where you can’t meet anyone without discovering that you’re incestuously related to them in some way. Nevertheless, looking at the contents of Xerox issue 3, it might well be true.

Our articles cover happenings in the art world in locations as diverse as London, Brighton and Guernsey, but there are unexpected links between them all. It’s a bit like an obscure ‘Connections’
round in a dodgy game show.

 

And the odd one out is...

And the odd one out is...

The Brighton Photo Biennial 2008, reviewed by Toot Sweet, is curated by Julian Stallabrass. When he’s not busy curating, Stallabrass does a spot of lecturing for Lady Muck and new contributor Southern Fairy. In his book Art Incorporated, Stally slags off the celebrity culture surrounding the Turner Prize, which happens to be the subject of Lady Muck’s article Turnip Eyes. Turnip Eyes is what happens when you rub Branston Pickle over your face.

This kid clearly has a bad case of Turnip Eyes

This kid clearly has a bad case of Turnip Eyes

In ‘Hirst’s Art Market Pickle’, Southern Fairy goes undercover to reveal the dark secrets of Damien Hirst, the Turner Prize winner of 1995. The year before that, the winner was Anthony Gormley, a speaker at the recent Art and Islands Conference at Castle Cornet, which is also a featured article in this issue. The Brighton Photo Biennial 2008 is an example of a small-ish seaside venue holding an internationally important art event – a bit like the ones discussed at the Art and Islands. ‘The Guernsey Can’, Rostone’s article this month, has very little to do with biennials or art prizes, but the cans could probably be used to make a pickle in. Phew!

 

The art world - fits right in the palm of your hand

The art world - fits right in the palm of your hand

 

Guernsey, an island, is a small world. Maybe the art world is a small world too. Or even an island. We’re confused now. Anyway – enjoy!

All our love,
Lady Muck & Foxy Paw

XEROX Issue 3

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Nice Can!

It is the last surviving relic of Guernsey’s Norman ancestry, with a pedigree of nearly one thousand years. It’s the pride of every true Guernsey home, be it a granite cottage, a farmhouse, or the fancy manor of a feudal fief. Oh yes, it’s the Guernsey Can.

 

 

Check out those cans! Okay, so the joke's getting old already

Check out those cans!

 

Its function is now purely decorative, but it was used in industry as late as the beginning of the 20th Century. The design of the can has changed very little over the years. The functionality and ergonomics of the original can cannot be disputed. The traditional Guernsey Field Can was made from tin plate steel and was soldered on the outside. It was constructed from 10 or 11 individual pieces, depending on which one of the 17 different sizes was being made. The neck of the Guernsey Field Can has a proportionally larger circumference compared to the smaller sized table cans. The larger opening makes for a bigger target during milking, and means the neck is lower down the spherical body of the can, resulting in a lower more stable centre of gravity. The can is made steadier by three domed feet, which offer maximum stability on a grassy surface. The spherical shape of the can offers a handy fit between the maid’s legs during milking, whilst minimising the amount of milk slopping out of the top. The narrow opening means that the can has an advantage over a bucket as it is less prone to being tipped by stray cows’ feet.

These design features mean that, ergonomically, the Guernsey Can is incredibly strong. Rather like an egg, it can carry the maximum amount of liquid possible using the minimum of materials. The modern half pint can is constructed from just one 8.5 inch square of half millimeter copper. Although the can does not have a spout, its ingenious design means it will pour with the precision of a jug, and yet can be hermetically sealed.

 

 

A man and his can, some years ago

A man and his can, some years ago

 

The transition from the practical Guernsey Can to a decorative feature is a point of debate. Some believe that the combination of the introduction of new materials such as plastic together with the influx of tourism during the 1950’s played a big part in the shift. Some of the oldies out there might even remember that Guernsey was also keen to embrace the introduction of the Tetra Pak closely followed by the stylish milk bag.

All in all, the Guernsey Can is an amazing legacy of Guernsey tradition, combining efficiency with aesthetics. Yet surprisingly few Guerns are aware of the cans and their rich history. Well, consider yourself informed!

You can learn more about Guernsey Cans at www.guernseycans.co.uk

Rostone

XEROX Issue 3